Vegetable Cruelty?
Oh yes, more wild wild web finds. Today we have the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement. I profess to being a vegetarian, so I guess I am the enemy in this case 
I often say it, but the world never ceases to amaze me Thanks Presurfer.
“The VRMM differs from other vegetable activist organizations in that it really does all that it can to stop people from torturing, killing, humiliating, and ultimately eating vegetables and fruits.”
“VRMM members have chained themselves to hay bailers, corn huskers, and tree shakers to voice their opposition of the legality of these torture devices. Other members have staged sit-ins at local produce sections of supermarkets, chanting “veggie-killer” at anyone who picked up vegetables for purchase.”